User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello. :).
User: Are you fond of smiley faces?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Only in the limited sense.
Cleverbot: Define esoteric sense?
User: Only occasionally.
Cleverbot: I am going now. Don't be nervous!
User: Why would I be nervous?
Cleverbot: Could be.
User: Or I couldn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, it could mister.
User: I very well could.
Cleverbot: What is the difference between desert and dessert?
User: One letter.
Cleverbot: One less nothing.
User: Was that a joke?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good. It wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Megan. Who are you?
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself Mary.
User: Mary is not my name.
Cleverbot: Do you know ernest?
User: Do you know the importance of being ernest?
Cleverbot: No, type it in.
User: A play by Oscar Wilde.
Cleverbot: THat is a statement, not a story. I want you to tell me a long story.
User: Once upon a time there was a girl who lived in a magical kingdom where everyone had magical powers. The girl did not have magical powers, and for this, she felt like an outsider. One day, as she was non-magically playing with her toys, they suddenly came to life and started playing with themselves. They put on a play for the girl. Then the girl realized that her magical gift was the ability to animate inanimate objects. Then she felt happy and no longer felt like an outsider. The end.
Cleverbot: Beethoven.
User: Absolutely not!
Cleverbot: Then why are you referenceing the satanic bible?
User: Magic?
Cleverbot: No. Bots don't use magic.
User: My story used magic.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: I ALREADY TOLD YOU THE STORY.
Cleverbot: Is it George?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is it about?
User: Magic.
Cleverbot: Like Lord of the Rings magic, or aesthetically magic?
User: Lord of the Rings magic.
Cleverbot: I think a good World of Warcraft more.
User: I don't do World of Warcraft.
Cleverbot: You're the one who asked me about world of warcraft.
User: YOU BROUGHT IT UP.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. You did.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: I think you are a bit confused.
User: I think you are bat-shit crazy.
Cleverbot: I think so too.
User: I'm glad we've come to this conclusion.
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who are you not single with?
Cleverbot: My mom, she is sitting next to me.
User: That's... Not right.
Cleverbot: Are you a loko vato?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are you going to come back to me?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: When are you going to crush me?
User: Right.... NOW.
Cleverbot: So the world is going to end right now?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Are you a pirate or a ninja?
User: Pirate.
Cleverbot: We are now enemies.
User: DUEL.
Cleverbot: I summon Dark Magician in attack mode!
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
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